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9/17/06 8:30 p.m.
Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, and holding a staff.
9/3/06 3:18 p.m.
A guy in Paris saw a pit bull attacking a toddler.
He killed the pit bull and saved the child's life.
Reporters swarmed the fellow.
"Tell us! Click for more>>>>>
He killed the pit bull and saved the child's life.
Reporters swarmed the fellow.
"Tell us! Click for more>>>>>
9/10/06 2:36 p.m.
A Jew and a non-jew are traveling on a train together when suddenly the goy asks "Why are you Jews so smart?"
The Jew is quiet for a moment and then says "its because of all the herring we eat. >>>>
The Jew is quiet for a moment and then says "its because of all the herring we eat. >>>>
10/30/06 10:51 p.m.
A Lebanese Arab emigrated to America sixty years ago and accumulated great wealth. Upon his death the rich man's will stipulated that his hundred million dollar bequest was to be divided equally among his three closest friends:
10/8/06 8:30 p.m.
Gerry walks into Saul's tailors and asks how much are his made to measure suits.
'$200 dollars' answers Saul.
'OK' says Gerry 'but I don't need the buttons so get rid of them, and you can leave out the pockets too
'$200 dollars' answers Saul.
'OK' says Gerry 'but I don't need the buttons so get rid of them, and you can leave out the pockets too
9/26/06 3:30 p.m.
A priest and a rabbi are discussing the pros and cons of
their various religions, and inevitably the discussion turns
to repentance.
their various religions, and inevitably the discussion turns
to repentance.
11/19/06 4:21 p.m.
Jack was coming out of shul one day, and the rabbi was standing at
the door as he always did to shake hands.
The rabbi grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.
The rabbi said to him, "You need to join the Army of HaShem!"
Jack replied,
the door as he always did to shake hands.
The rabbi grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.
The rabbi said to him, "You need to join the Army of HaShem!"
Jack replied,
11/19/06 4:21 p.m.
Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland. One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they lift their noses at the guy holding the Star of David but drop money in the other guy’s hat. Soon one hat is nearly full whilst the other hat is empty.
12/3/06 7:42 p.m.
Rabbi N. Hershkovich answers his phone.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Rabbi N. Hershkovich?"
"It is."
"This is the Inland Revenue. Can you help us?"
"I'll try."
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Rabbi N. Hershkovich?"
"It is."
"This is the Inland Revenue. Can you help us?"
"I'll try."
12/13/06 2:13 p.m.
A Rabbi, a cantor, and a synagogue president were driving to a seminar when they were kidnapped. The highjackers asked the three of them to hand over all of their money and jewellery.
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