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That's the way to do it
That's the way to do it
12/17/06 4:13 p.m.
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,
How did you do it?
How did you do it?
Young David asked his rich grandfather, Paul, how he had made his money. Paul said, "Well, David, it was 1955, and I was down to my last penny. I went to the local market and invested that last penny in a large apple.
Another Rabbi, pastor and priest joke.
Another Rabbi, pastor and priest joke.
A rabbi, a baptist pastor and a cathloic priest all get together and buy new cars. The baptist pastor decides he wants to dedicate his car to god so he drives the car into the river.
The last game.
The last game.
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