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  Updated: 10/8/06  8:30 p.m.

How much will it be?

Gerry walks into Saul's tailors and asks how much are his made to measure suits.

'$200 dollars' answers Saul.

'OK' says Gerry 'but I don't need the buttons so get rid of them, and you can leave out the pockets too, oh and while you are at it I don't want any lining either. Forget about the pockets in the pants too and leave out the zipper I can use a pin. No need for any belt loops or suspender buttons and you might as well leave out the hook and eye. Now how much will it be?'

Saul thoughtfor a while then answered '$400 dollars'.

'My Life! says Gerry, 'that's twice as much as before'.

'I know' says Saul ' But all those alterations...'

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